Since it’s been awhile, I feel like I should have a warm-up post before I get to the real deal again. I don’t want to sprain a finger or something!
So, I thought my favorite random quotes/sayings of the last four weekends of our show would be good.
“has anyone seen…a…blue…shirt. Fuckin’ A.”
“Fuckin’ A”
“I don’t think there’s a cow big enough”
“HOORAY BEER!”
“HOORAY (insert thing worth celebrating)!”
“If chest hair were people, you would be China.”
“I think Jesus was an alcoholic.”
“Isn’t turning water into wine the first sign of a drinking problem?”
“I know, let’s take three different liquors, mix them together, and call it Three Wise Men!”
“The father, the son, and triple distilled spirits.”
And since I can’t think of any more…here’s a random customer snippet over heard at work today:
“It’s amazing how candleholders can be turned into shot glasses!”